Johnny was baptized
Johnny was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.
At the 3rd time the Pastor said:
“You are now baptized. You are a new creation, the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob.”
Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Heineken(Beer),dipped it in water 3 times and said:
“You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice!!!”
